slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

slippery rodgers

The act of giving a handjob to a freshly-slopped penis.

Yeah, she totally gave me the slippery rodgers last night.

by MandibleMan41 January 14, 2017

slippery

starting to feel tipsy, when everything starts to blend together or look slippery.

This marg has me feeling slippery, not gonna lie.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, we're all kind of slippery.

by halfried26 January 27, 2017

slippery hook

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)

Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.

by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020