sleep sacknia

Older men have elongated ball sacks (scrotums) that may block their anal blowholes when they lay on their backs. Thus a flapping sound is reverberated whenever a fart tries to pass the ballsack.

The sound that was perfected by Schemp of the Three Stooges while he acted like he was asleep...it has long neen debated that Moe was actually a sleep sacknia sufferer...until his passing.

by Ranger0n September 24, 2011

sleep drive

The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.

As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.

by J Mango July 5, 2016

sleep gripnea

1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip

I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.

by mattdc January 10, 2014

sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better

man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"

by karisma October 23, 2006

Safe Sleep

A day where you can sleep without fearing to not wake up for school. It's a great day cause no stress or multiple alarms.

Jason: "Tomorrow's Saturday so it's a safe sleep day."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."

by Bossiermeteor January 2, 2022

Sans sleep

A sans sleep is where someone will sleep until woken up or is needed for anything. I choose to say "Sans Sleep" because Sans the Skeleton from a game and some videos mainly sleeps! Although it depends on which sans you look at but I mean the Classic!Sans. He is always sleeping in stead of doing what he is supposed to do which is watch for humans!

Sister (Texting me) : Hey whats up?

Me (Texting my sister): Nothing wby

Sister (Texting me): You should probably get some rest we will have to wake up early tomorrow.

Me (Texting my sister) Im sorry what did you say? I couldn't understand you.

My sister (texting me): Wdym you couldn't understand me? I said you should probably get some rest.

Me (Texting my sister): "Rest?" What's rest?

Sister (Texting me): You know when you sleep? Yeah its that just in a different form of wording.

(Me slamming my sisters door open)

Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS SLEEP! EXCUSE ME ACCORDING TO SANS ITS A SANS SNOOZE OR SLEEP!

Sister: First of all be quiet mom is sleeping and second... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?! YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT SANS! WHO IS SANS?!

And yeah that's why I say Sans snooze or sans sleep instead of normal sleep or rest!

by I am a SANS-ational person. :> July 6, 2020

Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

by definebird August 8, 2017