Sleep Raped

When you are performing an action or activity, only to awake hours or days later in a totally different location, sometimes not remembering what you were doing before the Sleep Rape.

John - Dude, where did you go last night?
Tom - Sorry man, I got Sleep Raped.

by Wolf-Bane February 15, 2010

sleep sacknia

Older men have elongated ball sacks (scrotums) that may block their anal blowholes when they lay on their backs. Thus a flapping sound is reverberated whenever a fart tries to pass the ballsack.

The sound that was perfected by Schemp of the Three Stooges while he acted like he was asleep...it has long neen debated that Moe was actually a sleep sacknia sufferer...until his passing.

by Ranger0n September 24, 2011

sleep drive

The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.

As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.

by J Mango July 5, 2016

Sleep Fagalysis

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.

I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.

by Twightman May 9, 2014

Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.

Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011

Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

by definebird August 8, 2017

sleep wall

Sleep wall • noun • that feeling you get when you feel like you're going to fall asleep but then it passes and you're fine. Often afflicts those with PopTart deficiencies. Those who do not suffer from sleep walls are known to be excellent spellers. Causes include watching too much Dexter and Breaking Bad. Tennis players are at high risk.

"Dude, you hit a sleep wall. You should eat some PopTarts and stop watching so much Dexter..."

"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."

by smug. (: December 27, 2011