The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").
Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008
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when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.
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when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.
"dawg, scoot tha hell ova, i need some sidewalk space"
"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"
"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"
by mrs.richnigga April 15, 2009
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When two people preform public display of affection, due to a lack of available indoor make-out space. (usually while drunk)
by planetseasoning November 11, 2010
Get the Sidewalking mug.1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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Get the sidewalk victim mug.The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.
Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
by Skin Chizzler June 9, 2011
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