Peace of shit

When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.

Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.

by NiggasStoleMyFridge May 21, 2021

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

by mat haggard August 24, 2008

Little Shit

A individual who does the exact opposite of what you tell them. They can be extremely annoying and sometimes take it to far. They crave attention and will do anything to get it. They are usually very childish but deep down they are sensitive creatures.

Lately Emma has become quite a little shit.

by Emitrude Kyes February 19, 2015

fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration

Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!

by Big LJ October 6, 2006

hot girl shit

1) A positive phrase used to describe female behavior that exudes confidence and a carefree attitude, indicating self awareness of how attractive she is. Popularized by rapper Megan Thee Stallion.

2) Also used to describe the negative side of the carefree "hot girls" attitude, often behaviors that would be considered socially unacceptable for most people that hot girls get away with because people are drawn to them regardless.

1) Bitch fuck an opening shift, we on some hot girl shit tonight, ladies!

2) She really taking bathroom mirror selfies when we can see all the open makeup pallets in her fuckin sink? That's some hot girl shit right there.

by sidekick42 January 7, 2020

shit window

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))

Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.

by desterho July 4, 2011