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THE NAME SHARDAE IS ORIGINALLY FROM THE NORTHERN PART OF ASIA
SHARDAES BOYFRIEND IS DAVID
by IAMTHEBEST2299 June 5, 2018
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Your House is House Shaped

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.
Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!
by RykaLily August 17, 2011
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i'm scared

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.
In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED
by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019
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big daddy shard

A person who is a self proclaimed "big daddy" who always thinks he is all that and claims to have a penis ring. Always saying he wants a girlfriend, he always manages to meet girls and just wants hoes which is contradiction in itself. He spends his life working two jobs and on his off time screaming out random things like "SHARD", "BIG DADDY SHARD", and variations of "YEA GIRL, YEA", "CAN I TAP", "Yeah, yeah." "Big Daddy...Shard." "Ell no, what the fuck?" and "SOMETHING WRONG WITCHU". Shard is what you classify as a "Pretty Boy Box". See pretty boy box for definition.
1: There goes big daddy shard talking to those hoes again.
2: Big Daddy Shard left his activator cream on the bathroom counter again.
3: The sink is full of dishes. That damn shard!
4: Me:"Hey, how was work today?"
Shard:"Ell no, ell no.
Me:"Huh?"
Shard:"what the fuck?"
Me:"ok........ I don't understand you."
Shard:"Something wrong witchu."
Me:...
by Cloud01 August 21, 2007
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Scaredom

Noun. The state of being afraid. Sometimes perpetually so.
After having unprotected sex, Jon lived his life in scaredom until the test results came back.
by Excel November 14, 2003
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Shard

Gamer slang for "destroy."

The term comes from MMORPGs that include a profession that destroys one thing for another. In world of warcraft, enchanting needed an ethereal type of material to craft enchantments on armor and weapons. It was obtained by "disenchanting" other pieces of special armor. The better the armor, the better the material. Because the material came out as dust and crystal shards, people called the act "sharding."

Because "sharding" a piece of armor would destroy it and replace it with expensive crafting materials, it was always a given that if your account was hacked by a chinese Farmer, he would shard all of your epic gear and sell the shards for gold.

It was also common for other players to do the same against one ex boy/girlfriend. See Example 1.

It became so ubiquitous, that it was used in games ever since. See Example 2.

It is also used by gamers in real life. See example 3.
1. I'm in your account, sharding your purples (epic gear).

2. Gragas' explosive barrel can shard a whole team.

3. Did you see that skater fall a second ago? I pretty sure he just sharded his teeth.
by wakkadoodooo August 13, 2012
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heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick
girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I
by wjk December 19, 2007
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