loan shark

Dodgy bloke who lends money at massive interest rates then breaks your legs when you can't pay up within the week.

That loan shark has just chopped all my fingers off when I said I couldn't pay him back till next week.

by Bigwookie July 19, 2004

not shark or flounder

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either

The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.

B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

flak shark

They are the soldiers that are commanded by the Fearsome Sturgeon General.

We are being attacked by Flak Sharks, Damn you Sturgeo

by Borntokill November 19, 2013

taxi shark

Taxi drivers who hang around airports and tourist attractions with a keen eye for the first time tourist.

The museum had more taxi sharks waiting outside than a hot cross bun.

I spent all day in gemstone and carpet shops thanks to that %$&*^ taxi shark.

by Gonzo Jack May 8, 2020