Self-Harm is a hallmark of end-stage depression. Oftentimes, the person just feels no numb inside that they just want to be able to feel something, no matter what the sensation may be. They often (if not always) wear long-sleeve shirts to conceal their wounds, lest someone discover them and realize something is very, very wrong.
Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
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Humor where you put yourself down.
Sometimes funny, but sometimes overused fishing for compliments or a signal of low self-esteem.
Sometimes funny, but sometimes overused fishing for compliments or a signal of low self-esteem.
ex. 1
Yeah, I just walked into the wall outside *smiles, while friend laughs* man I'm clumsy.
ex. 2
Dang, your're all such good students, studying for the test, I'm prolly gonna fail. *says the straight A student*
Yeah, I just walked into the wall outside *smiles, while friend laughs* man I'm clumsy.
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Dang, your're all such good students, studying for the test, I'm prolly gonna fail. *says the straight A student*
by andriod5 September 6, 2005
Get the self-deprecating humor mug.popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
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1.) -a band whose members include Little Jimmy Urine(lead singer), Kitty(drummer), Steve, Righ?(guitarist), Lynn Z(bassist), and formerly Vanessa Y.T.(bassist). They sound like punk rock, techno, and rap all mixed together and describe their music as "industrial jungle pussy punk".
as if their parental advisory-labeled lyrics aren't controversial yet wicked crazy-awesome enough, their shows have involved Jimmy setting his dick on fire, drinking his own pee, making out with girls and guys in the crowd, ect. The cds you will most likely be able to find are "You'll Rebel to Anything(As Long as it's not Challenging)", Frankenstein Girls will Seem Strangly Sexy", and "Tight". In my opinion, THEY FUCKIN ROCK!!!
2.) -the act of masturbating (which is probably how the band got their name.)
1.) -a band whose members include Little Jimmy Urine(lead singer), Kitty(drummer), Steve, Righ?(guitarist), Lynn Z(bassist), and formerly Vanessa Y.T.(bassist). They sound like punk rock, techno, and rap all mixed together and describe their music as "industrial jungle pussy punk".
as if their parental advisory-labeled lyrics aren't controversial yet wicked crazy-awesome enough, their shows have involved Jimmy setting his dick on fire, drinking his own pee, making out with girls and guys in the crowd, ect. The cds you will most likely be able to find are "You'll Rebel to Anything(As Long as it's not Challenging)", Frankenstein Girls will Seem Strangly Sexy", and "Tight". In my opinion, THEY FUCKIN ROCK!!!
2.) -the act of masturbating (which is probably how the band got their name.)
I practice a mindlessly self indulgent mindless self indulgence. I have mindlessly self indulged many times before. In fact, I mindlessly self indulged just last night. I will mindlessly self indulge tommorrow, too, because I mindlessly self indulgently mindlessly self indulge everyday. I am mindlessly self indulging right now over my favorite band, Mindless Self Indulgence.
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Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
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