Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021

Selfie

An orphan's family portrait.

Few things sadder than a selfie...

by Disasterbator August 6, 2022

Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie

Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie

by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014

selfie

a photograph taken of ones self. you could use a selfie stick to get a good angle.

omg you look so sexy right now lets take a selfie and post it to instagram and make julie jealous

by jennaXthomas July 26, 2016

selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking

Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?

by 🅰️ December 7, 2024

shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015