hilton seale

a wanna be frat boy who thinks he’s the shit, a suck up to upperclassmen, a future member of NELK

DUDE IM SO HILTON SEALE

by JULIA WILLIAMS123 December 5, 2023

Chubby seal

The cuteness you need in your life. much chonk. need 2 squeeze chonk.

Chubby seal1: " OMG! its chubby sealllll! "

Chubby seal2: " OMG! I NEED TO SQUEEZE! "

by hahagg100% March 31, 2022

Seal-Yates

Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.

To seal-yates the rural victems of the night

by Fitueys November 12, 2021

Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin

That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.

by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal

A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).

Player: Arf Arf
Seal: ???
Player: I'm calling you free meat, seal.

by Freznicklattebottom May 6, 2020

Seal Team Six

Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.

Seal Team Six is at it again.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015