Sandona

a girl who likes a guy who is tall and handsome. that play the bass

1 who do you like?
2 that guy
1 the super tall one!?
2 yeah he plays the bass
1 you are such a sandona!

by la amiga del oso grande March 29, 2010

sandong

an object constructed in the sand trap of a golf course. It is made by forming two large circular mounds in the sand connected by a large shaft and topped off by a small kohntopp. when constructed properly the sand trap art will take on the shape of a enlarged member of the male species. this is a dangerous place to land your balls in for it is a very hard place to dig your way out of.

Damn I just landed my ball in that giant sandong! I hope I can hit it out of the ugly little kohntopp at the tip and put my ball in the hole with the fewest strokes possible...

by bamsteaka November 9, 2010

sandooski

Deriving from Jerry Sandusky, to anally rape something or someone

Mom: "Hi honey, I'm glad your home from college!"

Me: "I dont wanna talk ma, I'm going to sandooski my girlfriend, its been like 3 months..."

by jerried November 23, 2011

Sandruff

The annoying, crusty build up of sand you get on your scalp when beach camping.

I had the worst sandruff of my life when we we were camping in Idaho. It must've been because we were sleeping on the beach.

by Girl Army July 13, 2012

sandbox bandit

A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.

Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!

by TRob August 1, 2012

sandrift

Sand mixed with dandrift.

Person 1: Wow you really fell hard on that sand.

Peron 2: And now I have some serious sandrift.

by Bill1059 September 14, 2012

Sandra Heckert

Someone who likes to trap himself under the covers while he farts gassy smells. Even though the smell is terrifying, he feels accomplished when the fart lasts more than a minute.

Damn that Sandra Heckert, he can really make me laugh!

by Antimorphatogasis May 27, 2014