salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.
"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old
by squango October 12, 2015
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salt and pepper

when a woman allows her enormous boobs to hang out so much that it looks trashy and slutty
(Sitting in a diner, talking casually, one of the gentlemen looks over yonder and nods his head in dissapointment.)
David: Mike, what are you shaking your head at?
Mike: David, I always feel so deppressed when a woman has salt and pepper.
William Sledd (aka the coolest gay man ever):Oh I know, me too Mike, that woman should never let them hang out that far.
by The Bombdiggietest December 16, 2006
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pure salt

If you think something/someome looks good.
Mate, them kicks are pure salt.

That girl looks pure salt right now.

I'm looking pure salt.
by JayBrucie December 16, 2013
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sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR
the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again
by vazbeanashare March 17, 2016
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Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice
The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral
by Jamie June 15, 2006
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pass the salt

The punch line to a joke in which the teller tries to get the "tellee" to laugh at a joke that isn't funny.
Two penguins are sitting in the tub. The boy's in the front and the girls in the back. The boy turns around and says "pass the salt"
by TelephoneTag June 22, 2008
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Watermellon salt

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.
Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?
by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021
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