Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital

by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018

Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.

We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night

by LordKillington November 8, 2020

Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 24, 2023

Salmon

This person is an actual dumbass. they will also always have a fish who sometimes like to attack but we will always love them. This person is mostly Female but comes in all genders. look out for these types of people because they will ruin your life forever. you can also call these people ''sal'', salfish'' or tons of other things.

Salmon is very annoying

by Stowos December 25, 2020

Salmon run

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.

That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.

by NicL9 June 15, 2019

Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

Black Salmon

The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon

Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever

by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019