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slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is
Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it
by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018
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Salmon Breath

Salmon Breath is the taste/smell you are left with after eating a chick out

also known as pussy breath
yo paddy you got salmon breath, you ain't hitting the Zaza
by jizzgobbler November 1, 2022
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Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020
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salmon sniffer

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.
Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
by Mimiko January 1, 2018
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Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.
1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"
by Sebonis February 24, 2010
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Salty salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017
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Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019
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