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Salmon run

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.
by NicL9 June 15, 2019
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Ribble Salmon

An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.
I was so drunk she gave me a Ribble Salmon and I didn't even notice until the next morning.
by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018
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Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.
"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."
by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024
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salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.
I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.
by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024
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Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”
by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025
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Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.
Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.
by DillonVentures October 29, 2021
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Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
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