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Ruler Rule

An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".
Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."
by ZeroMaxii August 15, 2019
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Rule 6783

You can't kill mom
You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783
by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021
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Rule #26

"Focus on improving yourself,
not proving yourself"
Hey man i gotta prove myslef that i can
Bro, Rule #26
by AKayser February 21, 2023
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Fox Rules

Knowingly saying something you know is false for profit.
I really did my homework mom, I'm not using Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?
by Philip Stevens March 7, 2023
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The 50% Rule

The 50% Rule

This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.
A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.
by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011
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Rule-G

The "GO" rule States "if the person Ahead of you Goes,then You can Go Yourself".
Of course I noticed that the Traffic-Light had been Red a long Time before he ran it.He went,so I went.Rule-G,Yo.
by Waboa February 10, 2009
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Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012
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