road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

road popper

the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.

Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!

by ROADPOPPER January 17, 2008

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

road doggy

Is when you are getting a blow job driving down the road in your car.

When I'm feeling tired and about to fall asleep, I ask my girl to unzip my pants and give me some road doggy!!

by dizzotizzo January 31, 2014

road ants

normal people driving on the road who drive normally and not aggressively, drive boring cars and mind their own business

"My race car is broken, so now i have to drive the daily and be a road ant."

"I was stuck behind some road ants the other day, until I finally got a chance to pass them."

by iwishihadans2k January 8, 2014

Road Gobbie

The act of Fellatio whilst driving a motor vehicle

"Hey love, be a darl and give me a road Gobbie?"

by Joshiepoos August 9, 2016

road slug

n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit

Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.

by Liz Silva July 22, 2011