A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.
Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
by anonymous August 7, 2024
Get the Ranger Milemug. by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017
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Get the Rectom Rangermug. by Miss Mona February 21, 2025
Get the crew cab rangermug. A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
Get the Park Ranger’s Breakfastmug. Person 1- “hey, what football team to you support”
Person 2- “ hey, I support rangers what about you”
Person 1- “omg me too”
Person 2- “ there just the best, we should be friends”
Person 2- “ hey, I support rangers what about you”
Person 1- “omg me too”
Person 2- “ there just the best, we should be friends”
by anonymous January 1, 2021
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