I was having a pleasant afternoon stroll until I stepped on my friend Kathy dog's puppy nuggets. She needs to clean up after her dog next time.
by jzmets45 October 16, 2010
One who is so randy they go around humping everything in sight like a little lost puppy. They also like making wimping/moaning noises at random points in conversations.
by I'm beautiful dammit xxx November 23, 2011
dave: yo heard about your fuck game breh
al: whachu mean
dave: you got a straight puppy knuckle for a dick mayne
al: whachu mean
dave: you got a straight puppy knuckle for a dick mayne
by deuces mcshmitiggle July 30, 2014
When you acquire a girl's phone number through the internet, and tell her "I'll send you something dirty so you know it's me." Then, send her a picture of a dirty puppy.
Tina: How is online dating going?
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.
Marissa: it's okay. A lot of perverts out there... I think one of them sent me a picture of his junk.
Tina: LET ME SEE!
Marissa: Ok, here you go, but I don't want to see it.
Tina: OMG that is the cutest dirty puppy I've ever seen! You should give this guy a blowjob.
by WeftyandMash August 08, 2014
A reckless puppy who annoys the piss out of anyone near it and gets in the way of every little fucking thing you try to do and tears up everything in sight and like a tomado of destruction
by Poopcake 123 December 27, 2011
When someone has to ride in the wayback of a minivan or SUV because all of the seats are taken. Normally that is where the dog would ride.
by Vogelhund September 03, 2008
A person who is using another person soley for personal gain, ie: sexual favors, money, amusement. Can be used with the variation, "Scum Puupy Whore" in cases of infidelity.
by Lillian Ward July 11, 2008