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Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020
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Punched in the mouth

To make someone eat their own words. To prove the doubts they have about you as wrong.
My ex-girlfriend said I was a loser. 6 months later and I have a new job, new degree and a better girlfriend. Therefore, she was punched in the mouth.
by Teezyyy September 29, 2020
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Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.
Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!
by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009
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Brest-Punched

When you're a girl with boobs too big, and you hit a bump and your boobs hit you in the face.
Why is he laughing so hard?
Oh, his girl hit a bump while driving and got brest-punched
Haaa
by Andy061095 December 25, 2013
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Pussy Punched

Verb - An action in which one is viciously ramming thier penis into a bitches pussy recklessly and dangerously.
Jill got pussy punched last night by her step dad and her brother.
by Lupus11 June 16, 2017
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Kentish Wall Puncher

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads
Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher
by Moenrtostatlaue May 27, 2018
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National dick punching day

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)
damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day
by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019
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