puner

A puny person. Child. Rugrat.

We took our puner to the zoo and he laughed at the monkeys.

by studke September 14, 2003

Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011

Pajer

A perverted form of the the Swedish word Paj (pie) made poular by an animated character Weebl from a popular internet website.

In one episode (Pikea3) Weebl (who is a serial pie lover) visits "Pikea" to buy flat packed PAJ an exteremely funny exchange ensues between him and his sidekick Bob where the word Pajers is born.

"Pajers?
Pajers!
Pajers?
Pajers!

Ah! Pajers....." (looks at box of flat packed PAJ)

Sometimes used to replace the word Page:

"...Look at the top of the Pajer"

by Gadget Master September 14, 2008

Pudertat

A rolled up cigarette with an asortment of smokeable herbs. One may include a mixture of Tobacco, Peppermint, Marijuana, Lavender, Salvia or Poppy.

"Dude, what the hell did you put in this Pudertat?"
"Just some Mersh and Salvia"
"It tastes like ass"
"Well I assumed you were used to that so I made it taste like one"
"Fuck you, you know it tastes like shit, I'm breaking it"
"No!"
"No you're mom, I'm just going to put some mint in it, it'll be fine, just chill the fuck out"

by Dogmaofpositivecharge April 19, 2009

puberdize

The act of still being in the adolescent stage of life.

"Don't laugh at my voice crack! I can still puberdize if I want too!"

by trevinator77 October 5, 2009

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

Punjerman

adj. Of both German and Punjabi ancestry.

Anja Kaur is Punjerman; her mother is German and her father is Punjabi.

A&T <3

by AshTin&TinAsh May 8, 2011