preeminence

The state of being in first rank in everything

God showed his preeminence since the beginning. He can’t fail.

by Joedens The Goat April 3, 2022

Premature aleakulation

It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.

Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

Poemer

A person who frequently has embarrassing fantasies that should not usually be shown to others.

A: Is he a poet?
B: No way. He is just a poemer, and he is just asserting his fantasy.

by Akane Human Watcher September 18, 2022

Poemsic

Poetic flowing rhyme that plays a beat in your head while reading it. Not quite a poem, not quite a lyric but a little of both.

Lil Gary on Lil Gary's Big Funny (YouTube) spits the best of the best with his poemsics.

by McKhaos! December 10, 2022

premature exodus

When a significant issue unexpectedly enters your life.

Ohh no! This premature exodus came out of nowhere

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

premember

A mental exercise to prepare your brain so that you remember something in the future.

Clark premembered to turn down the heat when he got home later that evening so he'd be able to sleep well.

by fabralind November 8, 2023