The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

Pussy Problems

A synonym for describing a woman's period or 'time of the month'.

"Hey Sarabellah how's your pussy problems treating you this month?"

by sleepdeprival February 4, 2022

fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems

I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do

by TheTallestPsychonaut October 27, 2021

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.

halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor

by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

Problem

you, you’re the root of it.

boy: there isn’t a problem
girl: bro, YOU’RE the problem

by heydysobs February 26, 2022