Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet

Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!

by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017

CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.

Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.

by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017

Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.

Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!

by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018

Milk Planet

The wrapper who made “lucid dreams” and fucking died.

“Milk planets dead”

by Daddydingledick December 9, 2019

Off planet

Being extreme, either very good or very bad. Being so extreme it couldn't possibly have been from earth.

How was the concert?
- That shit was off planet.

Baby that pussy is off planet

by Jungle Gym Jones August 25, 2021

Jett Plane

A common phrase used to describe his "Fly away on the Jett Plane."

Although seemingly attainable, he is actually our of reach and in question does not get social or any que's of the sort.
Deceivingly seems perfectly perfect, but in actual fact is just a flawed idealistic version of what it was thought to be.

"Fly away on a Jett Plane"

by foreveronly November 2, 2022

Maekin Battle Plans

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009