Ninja Pipe

Stealthy blowjob

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.

by Ness828 January 8, 2018

Bag-piped

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020

pipe cheese

when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese

Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.

by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020

Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Pipe Queen

1a) The term used for any female that has a secretive slutty side 1b) Any female that is currently in an active relationship but will have many discrete sexual encounters with other men usually more than 2 men at a time

2a) a female that is proud to have many sexual encounters with a large group of men 2b) when a female prefers readily available longer length erections as a source of sexual pleasure.

Example 1:

Man A : "Why do you and Brandi break up bro?"

Man B: "Well I thought she was going to a moms and strollers meeting, turns out she was the Pipe Queen down at the Foot Locker"

Example 2:

Girl posts selfie to social media, caption reads " OMG last night was cra cra pretty sure I met the entire basketball team lol #pipequeen"

by EDoubleG September 23, 2016

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016