smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Pipe the Mic

When you fart loud into the microphone.

Pipe the Mic - This nigga just piped the mic and farted!

by slimeshady July 29, 2019

shy pipe

SHY PIPE is a nown. It's meaning : : a timid or distrustful asshole, or ass pipe.

My shy pipe is not so shy when a bottle of lube is brought to the table.

by Stargazer66 August 22, 2019

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 29, 2016

Pipe Queen

1a) The term used for any female that has a secretive slutty side 1b) Any female that is currently in an active relationship but will have many discrete sexual encounters with other men usually more than 2 men at a time

2a) a female that is proud to have many sexual encounters with a large group of men 2b) when a female prefers readily available longer length erections as a source of sexual pleasure.

Example 1:

Man A : "Why do you and Brandi break up bro?"

Man B: "Well I thought she was going to a moms and strollers meeting, turns out she was the Pipe Queen down at the Foot Locker"

Example 2:

Girl posts selfie to social media, caption reads " OMG last night was cra cra pretty sure I met the entire basketball team lol #pipequeen"

by EDoubleG February 08, 2016