2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Pinching the Floret

The act of commandeering a user’s name when it has become available on a social media platform.

Holy Crap! Did you see TheRobbieHarvey’s username was taken? They’re really pinching the floret on that one.

by ValaAmaris July 14, 2023

Peene Pinch

When someone shits in your hand and they rub it on your dick and pinch the dick in certain places until you ejaculate through the shit

I really hope she peene pinches me tonight

by Mr. Steal Yo Kids April 21, 2017

Pinch and shoot

Act of halting and redirecting male ejaculate

David did a pinch and shoot on Tim’s back

by Monkoc June 17, 2022

pinch proportions

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.

People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.

by ZippyDee October 3, 2011

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!

by sneakypincher August 23, 2007