tampax pearl

best tampon ever to use

i going insert my tampax pearl

by xxHannah!!xxbitchxx May 10, 2010

pearl jobs

licking a girls nipples

derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl

I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!

Do you like pearl jobs?

by Katie May 13, 2005

Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

pearl necklace

1. the aftermath of titty fucking. the splooj shot off around her neck resembles a string of pearls

Here...I got you this pearl necklace for your birthday... "splat!"

by the original Dano December 29, 2007

pearl jam

One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.

The worst thing about them is the singing.

It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.

Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.

by 90's music can lick my fucking asshole August 9, 2004

pearl necklace

Also known as a rosary. A pearl necklace given by a priest of a catholic church, usually given to a young alter boy unsuspectingly.

I was jerking off my priest and he gave me a rosary (or pearl necklace) as a parting gift.

by Brent C July 4, 2006