Peanut Butter Crack

When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.

I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.

by minnecrapolis July 9, 2009

peanut butter

an interjection used to rid yourself of unwanted attention; if someone follows you around and hits on you and will not leave you alone, work the words 'peanut butter' into the conversation so that your friends know to bail you out.

guy 1: heyyyy, you know that sweater looks very nice on you can i get your phone number?
girl: ummmm... ya know, i really could use some PEANUT BUTTER over here!
guy 2: hey, um, she's my girl friend, back off.

by random chick got bored April 15, 2006

Peanut Butter Wolf

Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.

Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.

by Irving_Nutty January 2, 2012

Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).

person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

by lucy 2 February 2, 2009

peanut butter sandwich

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.

"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

by steve cameron April 3, 2008

Peanut Butter and Gravy

After you do a chick in the butt, she craps it out all nutty and covered in sperm. It looks like peanut butter and gravy.

After me and my girl had fun, she had some peanut butter and gravy.

by Dan Rubble March 18, 2007

peanut butter lovers

someone who LOVES peanut butter and anything to do with nuts (: like taylor jean palmer. krizan and taylor have a lot of history with peanut butter. especially when their sleeping :D where ever theres peanut butter you know taylors close!

hayley: KRIZANS HERE! RICHELLE DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?

richelle: HAHAHA YEAH! in the cupboard.

hayley: here taylor, and the basements empty :D

krizan: OMG that didnt even happen it was james chambers!

hayley: its okay krizan we all know you and taylor are "peanut butter lovers."

taylor: OMG IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER. (i may finger your butt hole.)

by xela rorabaugh March 25, 2009