past the juice

When someone bring over the juice to your pad/house and pass it around

Bro, past the juice i'm getting thirsty

by Cylum December 17, 2014

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Copy-Paste Face

When someone's face is exactly the same in every one of their photos/selfies they have a "copy-paste face". It's as if someone cut out their face from one photo and pasted it in every other photo.

Barb: look at my photos from my vacation in Vegas, Sharon! I had so much fun.
Sharon: *looks at photos* I'm sorry to tell ya, Barb. But you have a copy-paste face. You look exactly the same in every photo!

by Chocolaitchipcookie September 21, 2016

paste-book

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.

Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.

by Brubban November 25, 2016

past carnage

When someone is a second before a pre-seen disaster

She is drinking too much and saying she is not drunk, a second later she throw up on everybody
"Be Careful this girl is past Carnage"

by bones issues November 24, 2015

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018