dirty pabsmir

Pabs Blue Ribbon hard coffee with a double shot of vanilla Smirnoff.

Damn Jerry, I had so many dirty pabsmirs last night that I scheduled a actual Pap smear for my asshole on Monday!

by BigBennyBoy December 15, 2020

vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”

I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.

by Observative December 19, 2020

Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.

Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021

crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.

Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...

by XianNaix December 18, 2021

Culture parasite

People who parasitize a culture other than their own.

A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Gracie Parass

The hottest and most amazing human!

“Have you heard of Gracie Parass?? She’s magnificent at everything!”

by Emmarobinson113 April 4, 2022

Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs

Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022