Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino March 10, 2021

paepello

this word is used when you dont know what to say and you really have the need to say something

PAEPELLO c:

by skyrdolla February 1, 2021

Paper Chaser

Someone who does all for the money, someone who chases money

This homie does everything for some bucks. He's a paper chaser

by Lootdown January 16, 2022

Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.

When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.

by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022

paper cut

something small but sure hurts a lot

by bringing up an old argument my current partner had with an ex they got a "paper cut"

by chocolateswitchUD March 9, 2022

Paperguy

paperguys are little dumbasses who just DECIDE to fuck your life in all possible directions! they are made of paper.
and they are part of six different clans who control different parts of the earth.

this paperguy is very sus..

by dog lover god October 18, 2022

Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

by BigRed41 February 14, 2023