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Doggy pad

Yo my G check wat i got in ma doggy pad got bare skills brother
by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.
After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers
by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010
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I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
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lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.
we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
by thevictim1 March 10, 2025
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porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.
My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.
by flabeach August 25, 2011
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snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters
"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"
by TedSheckler June 21, 2016
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jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.
Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.
by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018
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