punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

putting the band back together

trying to organize friends together during a holiday or break

Friend#1: Are you home for Christmas?
Friend#2: Yeah, why?
Friend#1: We're putting the band back together, maybe rock out one last time.
Friend#2: I'm in, I'll call the others.

by Shack18 July 23, 2008

Rob Pattinson

The most wonderful man on earth.
My Husband.
Love of my life.
Always and forever.
True Love.
Prince Charming.

What are you thinking about?
If I will find my Rob Pattinson.

by E. Pattinson January 1, 2009

Pepper Potting

Using condiment bottles as dildos for sexual gratification.

John: Where is the ketchup bottle?
Lisa: It is in my room, I was pepper potting last night.

by jsf87 August 5, 2010

Putin

Verb- The foreign invasion on one's home
Adj- Characterized by a tendency to invades one's home

"The Russians are about to Putin the Ukrainians."
"That damn Putin rat invaded our home."

by Wobbert Wiggs May 10, 2014

putin

trumps soulmate

putin is so cool.

by LlamaDoodle05 May 30, 2018

Plant Potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat March 7, 2010