bullshit card

this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.

My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.

by maddmann72 November 12, 2013

Credit card

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

by 24khoss October 18, 2013

Scratch card

Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.

"She is a scratchcard, rub off the surface to see what you've won."

Nobody wins on a scratch card.

by greeeg June 26, 2014

buster card

A hypothetical card that someone plays when they back-out or flake on doing something that they previously indicated they would do.

Dave said he would hang out with us tonight, but ended up playing his buster card and stayed in.

by MajamSTAINZ November 02, 2011

geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

by jim jones yo September 13, 2007

cracking cards

credit card fraud

we cracking cards inda trap

by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019

Taro cards

A common miss spelling of Tarot cards

Destiny-I'm going to learn to read Taro cards!

Fundie-No your not!

Random all knowing of metaphysical affairs person-Of course not! She is going to learn to read Tarot cards instead.

by The alll knowing basil November 04, 2008