by derezzedalgorithm July 30, 2024

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"
by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

by TimeKingPanda January 24, 2024

A couple is said to have a compatible past if their past romantic and sexual experience is on a similar level.
John had two girlfriends and Jane had 5 boyfriends, they don't have a compatible past.
Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.
Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.
Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.
Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.
Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.
Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.
by Ememento September 20, 2024

your friend gets her cell phone stolen and a week later your cell phone gets stolen, and youve got doo doo paste.
by mo-town-throw-down December 13, 2007

by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021
