Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.
Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".
by xbgt351 October 17, 2012
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Jason Do

When normal "doing" isn't enough for the task, do it as if you wereJason Voorhees, an unflinching, undying, unbreaking fictional horror character whose story was so ever popular that it spawned countless sequels, spin offs, and cross overs and inundated itself into modern horror legend. To Jason Do it is to perform your task with such inhuman determination that you will conquer your challenge despite minor obstacles such as life, death, resurrection, time travel, stabbing, maiming, impalation, drowning, dismemberment, illness, coma, terrible sequels, halitosis, and perhaps a horribly disfigured face.
I have a huge final tomorrow morning for my hardest class worth 50% of my grade and I haven't studied at all. Let's Jason Do it.
by The Duck of Longford January 18, 2018
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no-see-do

when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.
Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.

Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.
by Strawberry-blond May 14, 2011
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doing a barnse

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much
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to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.
"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"
by bag, bagp May 13, 2015
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doing a Woodruff

Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.
"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"
by Dr Rosser August 12, 2009
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Do the Berlioz

Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.
Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry
by Actually_Sorabji April 06, 2021
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