National ask you friend out day if you ask someone out 50 out of 50 percent change they will say yes
by Urbandictionar05 November 02, 2019
When, during oral sex, a dude finishes in a ridiculously short amount of time.
From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".
From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".
Girl 1: So was that guy last night any good in the sack?
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!
by Larsonary July 12, 2010
by Qwertyuiopqwer March 24, 2016
2/13 is the day a man is born a soon to be prodigy with nothing but grit and a fat cock. He eats nails for breakfast and your mother’s coochie for dinner.
by Gigantor peen October 28, 2019
Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.
by mjack777 March 25, 2011
by cjandcecearesoulmates June 26, 2016
National best friend appreciation day, the day where all friends send appreciation gifts or make appreciation posts about each other! To remind them they’re appreciated💪
“Hey I made a video about you on tik tok”
“Thanks! I look so good :)”
“You’re welcome!!”
“But why’d you do it?”
“It’s October 2nd! National friend appreciation day!”
“Ooh! I’ll make one of you too!”
“Thanks! I look so good :)”
“You’re welcome!!”
“But why’d you do it?”
“It’s October 2nd! National friend appreciation day!”
“Ooh! I’ll make one of you too!”
by mexicanbean October 02, 2021