Obama administration

When you jack off into a toilet and then take a shit, because you're bombing those kids

Andre didn't want to have sex tonight because he did an Obama administration

by Flubberlover May 4, 2021

Barack Obama

When you drop a turd and it has corn in it.

Last year at the State Fair, I dropped a huge Barack Obama after eating a Stizzy's Roasted Corn...

by DougLippy March 23, 2023

Obama-scared

v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.

When I saw the letter from Blue-Cross in the mail, it Obama-scared the shit out of my wallet.

by panda media October 30, 2013

Red Obama

God. Red Obama was created by members of a discord server, and has been very popular.

1: Red Obama
2: Red Obama?
1: Red Obama Indeed!
3: GUYS STOP SAYING RED OBAMA!

by peppapigfanboy June 27, 2020

Obama Roll

When playing LCR an Obama Roll is where the player rolls a 4, 5, 6. The result is the player moving 1 dollar to the player to his/her right, moving 1 dollar to the player's left and one dollar to the pot. Essentially distributing the players wealth amongst the table.

Damn, Travis rolled an Obama Roll. He just lost money in every direction.

by Travisimo80 March 4, 2013

Obama is in the kitchen

This means a cop is nearby, but he is a "cool" cop.

Greg: Ayo wanna light up?
Mike: Bro there's a cop nearby.
Greg: Homie, Obama is in the kitchen.
Mike: Bet.

by DefinitionRobert September 17, 2021

Little Obama

A little democrat that is bound to be like Obama. Considered to be an insult by republicans.

1. "That kid next door is a little Obama. He steals from the kids who go trick-or-treating and gives it to the fat kids who don't even take the time to do so!"

by Dalegend April 1, 2015