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nose rogue

A nose rogue is a long nose hair that has extended some distance below the nostril and is highly conspicuous and unsightly. It is generally more common in men than women.

It is generally decent for a man to warn another man if he has a nose rogue, but women will not do this unless the man is her boyfriend. Normally a woman engaged in coversation with a man suffering a nose rogue will simply end the conversation quickly to escape.

Note: A nose rogue generally refers to a stray hair, but may also refer to a conspicuous booger.
Bob: I thought you were gonna score with that chick for sure, what happened?
Jimmy: I don't know dude!
Bob: Oh wait, I see it, dude you got a nose rogue.
Jimmy: Aww f*ck!!
by Jimmehh September 27, 2005
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nose pocket

A person who is always in other people's business.
Mary is such a nose pocket she has to know everything that goes on in town.
by DJMJ March 31, 2012
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Nose kiss

When your friend or family member decides to make out with your nose in a form of greeting or love. Can be done either softly or aggressively, with teeth and tongue included.
Carol always loves to give nose kisses when she's drunk.
by Pee_eye_em_pee November 25, 2014
mugGet the Nose kissmug.

Nose Bros

Term for a helpful companion who, in the situation of "nose goes", will touch your nose for you if you are unaware of it happening.

It also applies for "old-school nose goes" where you can tap someone else's nose so that they have to do it, if you're a dick like that.
When Peele started nose goes to see who would throw out everyone's trash, I knew that I had to help Key out, since we were official nose bros. I put my finger on his nose so he wouldn't have to do it.
And we all lived happily ever after as Tosh had to throw everything away. Fuckin' Tosh. You never win.
by Mr. Owl Knows How Many Licks December 7, 2012
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Nose Diving

The act of pleasuring a female (usually in a penetrative manor) using the nose.

When a male/female uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris/prostate of another male/female.
"Ben's large nose was incredible for the occasional nose dive."

"My nose diving technique really gets the girls excited."

"I love it when my boyfriend nose dives, it makes me so aroused."
by BSAMH69 January 6, 2014
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Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.
The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.
by Coldcoy December 26, 2007
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Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
by goldpie December 29, 2009
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