armpit noodle

When you braid the hairs of your armpit into a beautiful flowing array of pure armpit beauty

My barber saw my sick armpit noodle and was like: "Bro sick pit flow man"

by Xia McSwivelFist August 6, 2015

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017

strain the noodles

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011