Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

Rocky Mountain Motherfucker

A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.

Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?

by PulpFictionFan94 August 09, 2018

Rocky Road Tiger Tiger

When you snort a lot of thick rocks.

Jorden went rocky road tiger tiger and now we are never gonna make cocaine outside of a lab again.

by EddieBrock5 January 12, 2024

Rocky

When you take a 30 min shit on overtime before you punch the clock.

I had to take a rocky before I put off duty. Now I'm a half hour of overtime richer!!

by Schmidtman February 11, 2022

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
I'm

by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

Rocky

A boy who will lead you on and make you regret getting attached

I miss rocky even though he doesn't miss me

by StRipy_Girrafe February 01, 2022