Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

Mustard mouth

After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole

Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck

by 333bam July 23, 2024

mustard cubes

The frozen form of mustard often used by body builders for a extra boost of energy. Very healthy and full of protien.

Pass me some mustard cubes, Bobby. I need to bulk up for the show.

by mk4 febreze December 23, 2008

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

Mustard Bud

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills

Mustard bud is the best person ever

by Shimie October 29, 2019