muddy

coolest nigga alive, who can hate mud?

you: muddy is so cool!!
me: so true

by kikiwikiZ November 20, 2023

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Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024

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Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

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Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

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Muddy slip n slide

The act of diarrhea being spread across the floor and then you run and dive full speed naked and erected sliding into you muddy partners poopy vagina.

“I watched Shep and Aj do a muddy slip n slide”

by Poop goblet November 24, 2025

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Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)

Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge

by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022

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