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montana

montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
"dont be like montana"
by Kathy lover April 25, 2023
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Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra
Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.
by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020
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Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule
by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023
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Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state
Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana
by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020
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Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.
I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!
by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021
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MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
by nff1987 July 24, 2016
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