Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !
by Roarbear May 29, 2018
Get the The Mormon Effect mug.A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.
Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.
by BigDude828 August 10, 2018
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Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
Get the Faithless Mormon mug.Some pussio in St gregs who gets all the girls and he is asian and a nitty and he moves mad to the gyal them.
Some girls think he is batty but i assure he aint as he is a straight mf. Also he is shit at sports and Also a nerd at school but a calm guy he has lots of friends : Adam, Valan, Anthony, Jesus e.c.t
Some girls think he is batty but i assure he aint as he is a straight mf. Also he is shit at sports and Also a nerd at school but a calm guy he has lots of friends : Adam, Valan, Anthony, Jesus e.c.t
by anonymous June 29, 2021
Get the Andrei monponbanua mug.Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.
P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022
Get the Jack Mormon mug.People who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
1. We are christians hence we believe in Christ.
2. we are NOT a cult, we are a religion.
3. We believe in the word of wisdom which states not to drink hot drinks (coffe) and stuff that is bad and un clean for our bodies.
4. we believe in the book of mormon which is another testament of jesus christ. Joseph smith translated it.
5. Joseph smith is a true prophet of god, and he did see God the fater and Jesus christ.
6. Most of us live in Utah.
7. Family is one of the most important things in our religion.
8. we pay tithing which is 10% of our monthly income.
9. There are missionaries out all around the world sharing our gospel.
10. i know this church is true
oh yeah, we dont hate african americans, for all the people who think we do, i dont know where you guys got that from.
WE`RE NOT A CULT
1. We are christians hence we believe in Christ.
2. we are NOT a cult, we are a religion.
3. We believe in the word of wisdom which states not to drink hot drinks (coffe) and stuff that is bad and un clean for our bodies.
4. we believe in the book of mormon which is another testament of jesus christ. Joseph smith translated it.
5. Joseph smith is a true prophet of god, and he did see God the fater and Jesus christ.
6. Most of us live in Utah.
7. Family is one of the most important things in our religion.
8. we pay tithing which is 10% of our monthly income.
9. There are missionaries out all around the world sharing our gospel.
10. i know this church is true
oh yeah, we dont hate african americans, for all the people who think we do, i dont know where you guys got that from.
WE`RE NOT A CULT
by mormongirl July 16, 2006
Get the Mormon mug.Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
We're not a cult, we don't want to force religion down your throat, and we whole-heartedly accept that you have your own opinion. We believe our church's doctrine to be true, yet many of the members are still quite flawed (myself included, as well as many others who have attempted to tell you what we're all about).
If you really want to know about our church, talk to the missionaries. Members have a tendency to twist what we believe in their own ways. The missionaries will (for the most part) set you straight on our beliefs. They will never force what they have to say upon you. If you don't want them around, just politely tell them so. Trust me, I was a missionary myself. You can be mean to them, but they'll just make fun of you (like anybody else would).
The only real way for people to tell us apart from everyone else (and no, it's not our horns...although they're really quite stylish) is from the things we DON'T do. For example, we don't drink coffee or tea, and we don't have sex before we're married. By choice, mind you. Our members are free to drink as much coffee as they want, or look up as much porn as they want. Seems to me that being able to NOT do such things is a great exercise in self-control. Most people don't seem to like that because they themselves do not have the same self-control and they want to put down anyone else who does.
Please don't disparage Joseph Smith. We revere him as a great man. It's not his church, and we don't worship him. We follow our Savior Jesus Christ (although sometimes as members we have a tendency to think of that as a given, and could probably be more vocal about it).
We're not perfect. Neither are you. If you don't like us, that's fine. We accept that. We've heard everything you have to say about us. While most of it is either untrue or twisted, we allow you to have your own opinion. You don't have to join our church, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to condemn us. I don't remember Christ telling us to condemn another who believes and follows Him.
Do you?
I myself am a Mormon and I love our church. We've got some really amazing people who do some really amazing things. I mean...who DOESN'T love the Osmonds??? (That was a joke) But heck! Did you know the dude that invented the TV was Mormon? Holy crap, it's true! Philo Farnsworth. Look it up!
If you want to learn more about us visit Mormon.org or LDS.org. Good luck to us all.
We're not a cult, we don't want to force religion down your throat, and we whole-heartedly accept that you have your own opinion. We believe our church's doctrine to be true, yet many of the members are still quite flawed (myself included, as well as many others who have attempted to tell you what we're all about).
If you really want to know about our church, talk to the missionaries. Members have a tendency to twist what we believe in their own ways. The missionaries will (for the most part) set you straight on our beliefs. They will never force what they have to say upon you. If you don't want them around, just politely tell them so. Trust me, I was a missionary myself. You can be mean to them, but they'll just make fun of you (like anybody else would).
The only real way for people to tell us apart from everyone else (and no, it's not our horns...although they're really quite stylish) is from the things we DON'T do. For example, we don't drink coffee or tea, and we don't have sex before we're married. By choice, mind you. Our members are free to drink as much coffee as they want, or look up as much porn as they want. Seems to me that being able to NOT do such things is a great exercise in self-control. Most people don't seem to like that because they themselves do not have the same self-control and they want to put down anyone else who does.
Please don't disparage Joseph Smith. We revere him as a great man. It's not his church, and we don't worship him. We follow our Savior Jesus Christ (although sometimes as members we have a tendency to think of that as a given, and could probably be more vocal about it).
We're not perfect. Neither are you. If you don't like us, that's fine. We accept that. We've heard everything you have to say about us. While most of it is either untrue or twisted, we allow you to have your own opinion. You don't have to join our church, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to condemn us. I don't remember Christ telling us to condemn another who believes and follows Him.
Do you?
I myself am a Mormon and I love our church. We've got some really amazing people who do some really amazing things. I mean...who DOESN'T love the Osmonds??? (That was a joke) But heck! Did you know the dude that invented the TV was Mormon? Holy crap, it's true! Philo Farnsworth. Look it up!
If you want to learn more about us visit Mormon.org or LDS.org. Good luck to us all.
by JDeck May 29, 2008
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