Manlet

A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.

Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll
http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/the_manlet.html

Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?

Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.


Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!

Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!

by Spicybeef August 17, 2008

Moglet

A Need for Speed World player who suffers from color blindness and the constant urge to ejaculate upon said person's computer screen. Vinyls may cause blindness to all other players.

Dude, that moglet's car just made me cry and swerve off the track.

by Lehgo December 15, 2011

naked mole rat

a vagina with teeth. Hurting the wang on contact when it does not want to be entered. otherwise known as rape, or one ugly ass dude trying to take advantage of your drunk ass. It is a natural reflex of the vagina.

"here fucking naked mole rat closed right on my dick!, it fucking tore it off!"

"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."

by tearrrr itt offf March 21, 2009

mole

An undesirable female, especially one who makes one's life difficult. Male counterpart is a manmole

Paris Hilton is a MOLE

by dolfmeister February 12, 2005

molena

Cuban slang for "my nigga"

Que vuelta molena!

Whatup my nigga!

by El Cangri April 26, 2004

Mole Ester

A giant over-weight boy, that likes that the same sex. Preferrably the common "black cock". He enjoys Playstation 3 and feeding on little boys. He likes to be called "Snake Eyes".

Stop being such a Mole Ester!
The ice cream man is being such a Mole Ester!

by NHSJACKASSES October 25, 2010

manlette

An omlette made from a man's semen.

A: Derek had lost the bet so he ate a manlette as a punishment
B: That's crazy

by 4thwaterfromjelly June 13, 2009