moist nigga

a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga

Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"

by lukefrequency March 23, 2018

Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 09, 2023

Thick juicy moist

When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.

"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"

by Savi_siri16 February 02, 2024

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.

Wow you have a moist crack

by Nong fat October 30, 2015

Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 09, 2023

Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really

Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus

by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022