mentally disorted

A way of saying someone is fucking retarded

Hi you are mentally disorted

by ImGayAndRetard696969696969 April 28, 2020

Mentally Rotting

When you already feel dead inside but you still feel like you're losing life

"I'm already dead inside but this makes me die even more, i'm basically mentally rotting at this point"

by Scat Man Skidibadabada August 9, 2020

Mental Chess

A scenario where two or more people are trying to outsmart each other. Either if it’s for a fun game or even life or death.

“The amount of Mental Chess between the protagonist and antagonist was astounding!”

by Definingsandwich October 11, 2020

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011

Victim mentality

A form of mental gymnastics used by selfish people to avoid accountability, or to avoid admitting they are an asshole. Related to princess syndrome and narcissism.

Symptoms include:

being easily offended,

making everything dramatic,

lack of improvement in life,

somehow being the victim of every story they tell,

fixation on negative events,

blaming others for their actions,

starting unnecessary conflicts,

obsession with identity politics,
poor understanding of boundaries,
lack of respect for others,
unwilling to take responsibility,

and a sense of entitlement.

Person 1: "Can I borrow you car?"
Person 2: "No, I need to run some errands."
Person 1: "Geez you don't have to be an asshole, I'm just trying to go get some food because im poor and starving and have a broken leg. Your literally attacking me as a person. Do you know how many people kill themselves because of people like you?"
Person 2: "Please go to counciling for your victim mentality."

by Gordenmastur September 24, 2023

mentally like

when your friend puts a status on facebook, but you have no access to any form of electronic media to actually "like" the status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: "Do you want a man who smells like cake?"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: " i think im still drunk LOL"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

by lyndsayluboo September 29, 2010