Rude melon

An overtly unstylish or offensive looking human head.

“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”

by Zeng78 May 15, 2022

poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

melon fans

a term used by women to describe a cult surrounding a fat broad

yo bro .. you see melon fans post today ??

Nah man I'm with the cro's

by CryptoCro August 3, 2020