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Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.
Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!
by Jersey King September 30, 2020
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Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake
by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022
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more mash in the gash

to shove more than your shaft in
last night I put more mash in the gash
by fazeseizure February 13, 2017
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Sour Mash

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away
“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside
by Leevro May 4, 2019
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the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021
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Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
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